shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”


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gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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