Love at first touch.
"Sometimes, I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than losing her."
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
- bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
- me: put a quarter in the swear jar
how i comfort my friends: